Seven Impossible things to consider before breakfast:
...It is impossible to find something you've lost around the house when the one place you're sure it is isn't...
...It is impossible to resist joining in when someone else sings the first the first five cords of "Also Sprach Zarthustra"...
...It is impossible to post anything through a letterbox that has brushes without bending it...
...It is impossible to watch a film which you know has a 'great twist' without constantly trying to guess it...
...It is impossible to tap the side of a beer can with a pen without thinking of the old cricketing theme tune...
...It is impossible to play Monopoly without one player sulking and another becoming a money hungry despot...
...It is impossible to remove a bogey from your fingertip in less than three attempts...
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