Showing posts with label Movie Quiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movie Quiz. Show all posts

Thursday, 10 November 2011

Heads

Movie Quiz Time!

This time a 'heady' mix of decapitation and shoulder shrugging the hard way!

... in an apartment above a post-apocalyptic butcher shop a head sits on a table with a cleaver through it, but all is not what its seems...

... in a palace on the moon a Germanic yarn-spinner meets a monarchy who remove their own heads rather than other peoples...

... on the red planet a scuffle breaks out at passport control which results in someone loosing a spare head and the room going boom...

... in a castle in Transylvania an oddly pronounced, 'freshly dead' head has a hunch *ba-rum-ting*...

... on a swampy planet (a long time ago, far far away, yadda yadda yadda) our hero decapitates the big baddie only to get a confusing metaphor from beneath his mask...

... on a street in Israel a photographer finds that rapid glass delivery can be a right pain in the neck...

... on a spaceship in deep space (where else!) a severed head looks to be sufferring from a lactose problem after a fight with other crew members over an uninvited guest...

...south of the border an American bartender takes a road trip to retrieve a head but gets a little gun crazy instead...

... on a moon of a planet in our solar system, which runs 'rings' around the rest, a robot takes it upon himself to decorate his angle-pious neck with a human head...

... in an 18th Century American hamlet an incomplete horseman gets head envy and starts to even things up a bit by bringing people down to his size...

**** Bonus Question ****

No decapitation here but what is the movie which contains an odd mix of songs and sketches from four actors who can sing and was co-wirtten by another actor who had in a previous film freely admitted that his writing was a bit "dull"?


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Friday, 5 August 2011

Beef

August Mooo-vie Quiz

We've done chickens so now its the cows!

...In the Australian Outback a reptile monikered man pacifies a cow by waggling his fingers and humming (beat that Paul McKenna)...

...In mid-west America a group of storm-chasers are stopped in their tracks by the sight of a flying cow...

...In depression hit America three escaped cons discover that the one thing George Nelson hated more than his nickname was cows...

...Outside a castle in East Germany two members of the French Resistance try to gain entry disguised as a cow - in boots!...

...In the old West a man rides into town on a bull, just don't shoot him as you'll only make he angry...

...Three buddies from New York go cattle herding and along the way one of them delivers a calf, buries two horses and finds his smile...

...On a remote island a yet to be opened theme park delivers a live cow into an animal pen, not as an exhibit but for 'lunch'... 

...As our world in invaded by little green men several strange sights are seen including a stampede of flaming cattle...

... In a village in Transylvania a vampire hunter, fresh from tackling Mr Hyde, witnesses a flying cow...

...Inside an English castle, surprisingly inhabited by the French, the order goes out to "Faites chier la Vache", what could happen next?...

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Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Chicken

"It's Movie Quiz Time! Movie Quiz Time! Movie Quiz Time!"

 (Do you like the new theme tune?)

Yes, it's Movie Quiz Time once more. But even if it is a lazy way of blogging I still love setting them. So see if you can deduce the ten movie titles in this Poultry-Packed-Picture-Puzzler!

...Floating across America with a handful of balloons a purple, chicken-loving, bent-nosed freak sings about going back there someday, wherever 'there' is...

...In the distant future a man out of his time, holding a stick of celery and banana, runs away from a big chicken for fear of being pecked to death...

...While liberating hostages from Iraq a would be Rambo has to resort to using a chicken when he runs out of arrows...

...In mid-west America two teenagers stop dancing for a bit to play 'Chicken' with tractors in which the hero only wins because he can't get his 'foot free', or something like that...

...In the wild, wild west both a Dude and a Duke have been a one-eyed Rooster...

...In a 'Depression' hit New York a Rooster along with his sister and girlfriend sing about making it to somewhere called Easy Street...

...On a Mediterranean Island in World War Two an enterprising Mess Officer finds a way to make money from eggs - so what's the catch?...

...In the Music City a fragile County and Western singer finally has a very public breakdown in the shape of a chicken impersonation...

.. In the frozen Yukon one prospector becomes so hungry he imagines his little-tramp of a partner to be a giant chicken...

...In a Moroccan city one of three brothers tries to speed things up at hotel by saying - "If a customer asks you for a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes. If he asks you for a two-minute egg, give it to him in one minute. If he asks you for a one-minute egg, give him the chicken and let him work it out for himself!"...

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Friday, 20 May 2011

God

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
God!
God who?
*Fiery lightning-bolt smites the door's owner*
There is but one God! (Sucker!)


I don't want to offend God (be it the God or a god), especially as the end of the world has been pencilled in for tomorrow, so I thought I'd go with yet another movie quiz. This time name the films which contain a deity. I love to watch a deity movie myself but you have to be careful, too much and you may go blind!

...On the roof of an apartment building in Manhattan four spectral exterminators learn the hard way the correct answer to the question "Are you a god?"...

...In a Grecian wasteland a son of a god, having already been given a nifty sword, shield and helmet set, is also presented with a clockwork bird...

...In a distant galaxy, following a trip through a round window, some US Army types meet some Egyptian-god-a-like types...

...While out 'riding' in Britain a king and his knights meet a rather two-dimensional God who sends them on a quest along with an explosive holy-relic...

...In New Jersey God is beaten up by some hockey players but makes a recovery later by changing back into a young woman. Isn't that ironic...

...In deep space a starship captain and his crew forget about 'new life and new civilisations' for a bit and go looking for God instead...

...In a remote mountain kingdom in India one of two ex-soldiers is mistaken for a god following an archery mishap. Word of advice, in that situation watch out when having a 'bite' to eat...

...In a diner in a town in Pennsylvania a man decides he must be God after suffering a serious case of deja vu...

...In a far distant future a warrior in a red mankini takes a trip in a flying stone head before settling down to read a children's classic...

...In the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness the Supreme Being has his old workforce collect up all the bit of Evil before rehiring them at a 19% cut in salary, backdated to the beginning of time...

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Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Seconds

      "Shall we say pistols at dawn?"

"Well, we can say it. I don't know what it means but we can say it."

     "My seconds will call on your seconds."

"My seconds will be out. Have 'em call on my thirds. If my thirds are out go directly to my fourths."

Can you identify these ten great cinematic duels? (Answers on a postcard please)

...At a secret island base a man with an extra nipple and a licensed killer duel with guns, one being rather more expensive than the other...

...On a desert highway a businessman becomes the first victim of road-rage...

...In the frozen landscape of 19th Century Russia two French soldiers find themselves face to face with pistols drawn until the arrival of a group of cossacks robs them once again of their final moment - until the next time...

...In an Egyptian market a man in black makes the mistake of bringing a sword to a gun fight, but was an upset stomach really at the root of it all...

...In an office in America two men pull silly faces and get a bit veiny until finally one of their heads explode...

...On Boston Common one man makes the mistake of challenging an immortal to a duel. Luck for him the immortal is drunk and so incapable of killing him but also incapable of dying...

...In an undisclosed, New York location the world's greatest male models try to out 'walk' each other, and only Bowie can decide the winner...

...In the Kentucky wilderness a man and a boy have at each other musically before the man and his friends set off to do a spot of boating and to meet the locals...

...On the Cliffs of Insanity two left-handed men duel with swords using Bonetti's defence and Capa Ferro. However, they both have a secret...

...On a moon in a galaxy far, far away, master and student face off for the last time. Hang on. That's no moon...

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