Convict

A stripper of beds
A ripper of CDs
A ringer of bells
With a villainous ease

An attacker of food
A whipper of cream
A beater of eggs
Just hear that ice scream

A crusher of cans
A cracker of jokes
A choker of sobs
'N that's not all folks

A stabber in dark
A grabber of bites
A puncher of holes
They're all in my sights

A danger to shipping
A dasher about
A pusher of bikes
"What more!" you all shout

A murderer of song
A killer of time
A shooter of film
I confess every crime...

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